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Monday, April 24, 2006

A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word!

Every once in a while someone sends me something that I can’t resist sharing. I have been a big fan of puns and word play for years. So, with a big thank you to my buddy Elwood, I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery.

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well-red.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism, your count votes.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

(As always, you know the rules. Feel free to share whatever you find useful here, but remember to let people know where you got your content from. I need the publicity! ©)

Comments on "A Good Pun Is Its Own Re-Word!"

 

Blogger CommuterJames said ... (8:02 PM) : 

why is abbreviation such a long word?
why is cargo sent on a ship but shipments in a car?

 

Blogger Dave Miller said ... (11:31 PM) : 

Great questions, but alas, not puns! Keep trying James.

 

Blogger For the Earth said ... (3:48 PM) : 

this is good U. dave! Hope all is well out your way....--Kim : )

 

Blogger Dave Miller said ... (12:33 PM) : 

Thanks Kim, I loved the picture of the guy using his dinner table as a boat. Can I repost it?

 

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