What's a Chilean Mine Worker To Do?

Okay, I have finally returned from two months in Mexico, am sorting through a mountain of e-mail, and I come across a headline in the news that talks about the plight of the trapped Chilean mine workers. As you may be aware, a group of 33 mine workers were trapped about 1000 feet underground in San Jose, Chile a little more than two weeks ago. After fearing the worst, authorities were amazed when they actually were able to make contact with the workers and learn that, while pretty wiped out, the boys were indeed alive. But with that good news comes some bad news. It seems as if the mine company in Chile must have contracted with BP Petroleum for the rescue because the bad news is that it will take 4 months to drill a hole through which the miners can be rescued! I am guessing that after 4 months underground the tooth brushes that the guys asked for will be the least of their worries. Maybe the Chilean government could ask Johnson & Johnson to sponsor the rescue effort and send down a case of Shower to Shower so the boys can sing out “A Sprinkle a Day Helps Keep Odor Away!” Since presumably the miners are all guys, I'd recommend the sport version...