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I am a self proclaimed coffee addict and Executive Director of a non profit missions agency working primarily in the Mexican cities of Oaxaca, Guadalajara, and Ensenada. I've been married for over 30 years to Chelle, and we have one grown son, Joseph, a graduate of Auburn University in Alabama.

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Thursday, August 07, 2008

A Little Punny Humor

How time can fly. It seems like just a few days ago I was watching Hermana Rebeca and Alfredo get married in Ensenada, Mexico.

Yet it has been almost a month since that special day and about three weeks since my last post.

In that time I have been through Guadalajara, Mexico in the state of Jalisco to train a team and then south to Oaxaca City for a rough two weeks of ministry among the Zapotec people of the Tlacolula Valley.

As I was checking my mail waiting for a plane, I came across a few good puns from a long time friend. I warn you, some of them are pretty bad, but that is the point of pun, isn't it?


Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

A jumper cable walk s into a bar. The bartender says, 'I'll serve you, but don't start anything.'

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says: 'A beer for me and one for the road.'

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: 'Does this taste funny to you?'

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, 'I was artificially inseminated this morning.' 'I don't believe you,' says Dolly. 'It's true; no bull!' exclaims Daisy.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel, and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office, and asked them to disperse. 'But why,' they asked, as they moved off. 'Because,' he said, 'I can't stand chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.'

And my personal favorite...

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him...

.... A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

Comments on "A Little Punny Humor"


Blogger Patrick M said ... (1:07 PM) : 

Dave: My teeth hurt, those were so bad.

But God forgives. Otherwise, He'd strike people down for bad puns.


Blogger James & Emilee said ... (10:17 AM) : 

Hey dave,
miss you guys! we are in cuernavaca. Check out our blog at www.jamesandemilee.blogspot.com. We´re visiting oaxaca in november, we´re pretty excited about that. well, peace!


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